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Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
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Demetrick

A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special". Most people think Demetrick is a pretty cool name.

Demetrick is the type of person to keep for a lifetime. Someone you can depend on in any situation. They're funny, cool, and most of all sexy.
Demetrick is my best friend
by Demi😊 January 11, 2017
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Pulling a Demetri

The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.
Person 1: Crap! Test tomorrow!
Person 2: I'll be pulling a Demetri.
by Bbbbrent March 22, 2008
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Demetrius

A really cute, usually black guy who loves either basketball or football, usually a player but can be loyal. Usually falls in love with girls in middle, but always has his eyes on one. He has a sense a humor, & always makes people laugh.
Yo demetrius how was football practice?
by Fleeboy88 March 20, 2015
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Demetrice

A Beautiful person who loves to help people. This person is a true Healer of the universe. A mate could easily fall in love with this person.
I fell in love with Demetrice at first sight.
by Owel eyes April 15, 2018
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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