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degayed

When an individual believing they are a homosexual has intercourse with the opposite sex and realizes they are in fact straight.
Queenskank believed themself to be a homosexual but was degayed by a close friend of the opposite sex.
by jpg3 October 28, 2011
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degay

300 lb. man living in parents house, doesn't know the basics of Windows OS.
That guy over there is degay, it is very sad
by rip2 December 8, 2018
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Decaf Mf

A mf who DOESN'T drink coffee or any caffeinated beverage
That Decaf Mf only drinks water
by darkestdarci March 15, 2023
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Deaf Metal

Hard rock played at a deafening decibel level!
I can't hear, gotta stop those Deaf Metal concerts!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
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tone deaf

Someone painfully oblivious to social situations and the world at large. Unable to read blatant social cues.
Mayer is so tone deaf he sent fried chicken to vegetarians and asked an atheist his religion. Sigh
by bambiandzac March 30, 2021
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Deafazz

An outrageously powerful slap delivered into the ear by the inside of one's bare palm. A loud slap is heard from across the room and the victim is usually left temporarily deaf, hence the name. The slap is preferably delivered after administering a droplet of spit into the palm and without the victim seeing it coming. It can be used as a verb in all tenses.
Noun: Ron Artest just gave that fan a mean deafazz.

Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.

smack, thump, slap, bitch-slap, bitchslap
by Toronto English Teacher March 2, 2011
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deafyslexic

Deafyslexic: pronounced def•a•lex•ick

A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.

A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.

A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.
Typical Deafyslexia Example:

Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”

Advanced Deafyslexia;

Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”
by ACinKo May 17, 2014
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