1. F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.
2. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
2. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by Roybertito January 2, 2006
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1.
to cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.
2.
(of something inanimate) to cease to exist.
3.
no longer living; deprived of life;
1.
to cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.
2.
(of something inanimate) to cease to exist.
3.
no longer living; deprived of life;
by rottedcockmeat June 22, 2011
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1 f*cking your best friend's ex just to prove you're sex is superior to his or her sex
2 a moron, idiot
3 a dry piece of shit stuck to your arse, like a dingle-berry but smaller
2 a moron, idiot
3 a dry piece of shit stuck to your arse, like a dingle-berry but smaller
1. Hey man, I went over to Sandy's house and pulled a dard...yep, she said I was totally better than you.
2 F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.
3. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
2 F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.
3. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by LordDard August 6, 2006
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