dard

1. Moron, freakin' idiot.

2. Piece of shit stuck to your ass crack.
1. F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.

2. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by Roybertito January 02, 2006
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–verb (used without object), dard
1.
to cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.
2.
(of something inanimate) to cease to exist.
3.
no longer living; deprived of life;
Beth got in an accident

Is she dard?

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Brad's body was found next to a dumpster.

How did he dard?
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"Ahh, aren't Dominics always such dards"
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Dard

1 f*cking your best friend's ex just to prove you're sex is superior to his or her sex

2 a moron, idiot

3 a dry piece of shit stuck to your arse, like a dingle-berry but smaller
1. Hey man, I went over to Sandy's house and pulled a dard...yep, she said I was totally better than you.

2 F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.

3. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by LordDard August 06, 2006
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Dard is a person who bullied someone who sneaked into a bathroom and toom pictures
"Ahahah he is a loser just dard him"
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Dard is the game involving dice, drinks and cards. Each player receives an equal portion of a deck of cards. Each person battles to get a double or sandwich. Simple
"Sup fuckers, let's play dard" -Jude Shaw, Owen Miller, Max Daniels, All Milfs ever
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