Dafuq

A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".
The primary export of Dafuq is falafel
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like wtf, its ebonics for what the fuck
dafuq do we have to go to school tomorrow?
motha fuckas need to get DAFUQ off my jock
by Elliot W. January 05, 2009
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Dafuq

It is slang for The Fuck. It is also a short way of saying it. Since in nowadays that's what the 'cool' kids do.
Jimmy: Hey Todd, do you know what a rainbow kiss is?

Todd: Dafuq is that?
by Praendra June 08, 2016
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The mixing of the words The and Fuck.
Jimmy:I gave a blowjob last night John...
John:DAFUQ!!!
by Bossmann Plays December 25, 2016
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Dafuq

A contraction of the phrase "what the fuck"; one that is commonly posted on forums as an expression of confusion. It is often said by people with no creativity, imagination or unique traits, who regurgitate this vapid phrase in order to "comically" display their sheer lack of humour/understanding towards anything even slightly out of the ordinary. (see normality).
A user, with no sense of self respect, encounters a slightly funny/absurd YouTube video and feels the need to comment.

-User: "Dafuq did i just watch??"

-EVERYONE ELSE: *Facepalm*
by ManSpider June 13, 2013
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We on dis beach
Finna get crunk
Eyebrows on fleek
DAFUQ

~~~poem of the year

2014
Me: Yo! I just shaved my ass
Joe: Dafuq?!?!?!??!?!?
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Usually used in questioned form like "The fuck?" but "Dafuq?"
"Dafuq did she just say? Bitch ima throw down!"
by Frigiraffe April 10, 2015
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