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What comes up when someone tries to type "Douche" but makes a typo, therefore typing "Doiche". Doiche pwns douche in every single way.
Joey: Raf is so annoying!

Jack: I know, he's SUCH a doiche.
doiche by MrExtreme January 10, 2009
Related Words
Dötich dotch doitch dotish doich Dotche Dodich doichbit doiche doichi
a person that is a cross between a douche and a bitch
you're a doitch.
doitch by Jadchor March 5, 2011
A Doichy is an alternative word for a joint (a cigarette with weed in it)

It's actually pronnounced like Doy-t-chi

This word is usually followed by the words "my friend"
Pass that Doichy My Friend.

This doichy tastes quite supreme.

I love this doichy

Are you rolling a doichy my friend?
Doichy by Brad Anderson April 28, 2006
A side of bluecheese and you say this when caught off surprise
oh doitchy you scared me
Doitchy by master doitch September 24, 2020

Doitches Reek 

The evil empire of Doitchlond ruled by the nefarious Adlof Hatlur with an iron fist during World War Eye Eye.
Adlof Hatlur is kinda upset about the Treaty of Versailles. The Doitches Reek is about to go ham on Europe. Hatlur is going to make Poleland bend over and make Fronss say padre.
Doitches Reek by ave_scientia October 21, 2020
Wow, bro, know I know why they call you dotch.
dotch by Harry Speakup September 7, 2008