(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.
Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.
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Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.
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The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.
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The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.
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