by thecoolestpersonever November 6, 2021
Get the poppy and cyra mug.Chance Wilkins, AKA Cyrax, (sometimes spelled “Cyraxx” or “Psyraxx” is a an individual currently best known as the lolcow who looks like Gollum’s long lost Brother. A proverbial Internet tough guy, this specimen of an individual is often seen challenging his mortal enemy, MusicBizMarty to combat in front of his home to “throw down”. Despite Mr. Biz Marty going to Chances home twice, Cyrax has been to busy hiding behind his Grandmothers skirt, or in his attic to come out and even look at MusicBizMarty. Notable for sending an inappropriate picture to an underage girl, Mr Wilkins has yet to take responsibility for his actions, and is thus pursued by his 3 personal reapers, MusicBizMarty, Masshole Reports, and William Gloryhole. Other notable things about this Gollum roleplayer include picking at his head scabs so much that they cannot heal, streaming and arguing with trolls from 1am-6am keeping hsi grandparents awake, being given $20 by his grandparents to buy them 2 $4 blankets and pocketing the change, saying a certain word despite not being black, thinking a rat moving in his room was a bullet going through his window, and repeatedly stealing Music, beats and ideas from many musical artists, like Wance Chilkins. Unfortunately, do to Chance being a proverbial attic goblin deprived of common knowledge, he offen deletes and remakes youtube channels.
Guy: wow, there hasn’t been a good lolcow since WingsofRedemption
Guy 2: you need to check out Cyrax! This guy is worse than Wingsofredemption by far!
Guy 2: you need to check out Cyrax! This guy is worse than Wingsofredemption by far!
by MartyMusicVideos January 9, 2023
Get the Cyrax mug.It is a situation when a nerdy guy helps a handsome guy date the girl that he loves by telling him what to say and what to do. The word is from a character that portrayed the act.
Our boss asked us to meet him here and he is not here yet, he just tried to put us together, he cyrano’d us. Let’s make him win, kiss me.
by Sanchina June 19, 2018
Get the Cyrano mug.The most sexually attractive girl you’ll ever meet. She’s an independent boss bitch who won’t take no for an answer. In other words,she gets what she wants because she’s got it like that. She has the softest lips you could ever imagine and the words that come out of it are the realest so listen to em. She’s smart and intuitive so don’t play yaself into thinking you can lie to her. She has a huge heart and can’t help but put herself before the people she cares about. It’s not easy for her to fall in love and it’s even harder for her to fall out of it so don’t play with her emotions too much. She can be a nasty freak if she trusts you and wants you and is comfortable with you,And if you aren’t on her good side,you better pray to the heavens to be forgiven. Cyrahs only come once in a life time so cherish them to your hearts content.
by Cookieiswetttt May 21, 2019
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Get the Cyrax Net mug.She's the love of my life, mahal if you're seeing this thank you for being my comfort person, you've helped me through some tough times without you knowing it, you're such a bright light in this world, I hope you know that I appreciate you more than you'll ever know, thank you for always being there for me. I'm so glad I met you, you make me the happiest person alive in this world! When I first met you I had no idea that i was gonna get this attached. As the days went by I could feel myself slowly falling inlove with you, I nonstop think about you from the moment i wake up and to the moment I fall asleep. I've talked and dated a couple people and trust me none of them made me feel the way you do. And I know for a fact that we are meant for each other, your smile literally changes my whole day. Just know that I will never let go of you, and my feelings will NEVER disappear, I promise :). I can't wait to marry you and have a happy family with you!! I love you always mahal ko <3 I will never give up on us.
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I love you cyraniel <333
by felicity<33 December 11, 2021
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