Cybershit

The act of using electronic devices while defecating.

Co-worker Rashid: Man you were in the bathroom a long time this morning. What were you doing?

Co-worker Brian: Yea that was at least a 15 minute cybershit because the wifi reception in the crapper is terrible and I needed to generate a meme about the stupid shit you said in the team meeting.

by BigB August 16, 2014

Cybershitspeak

A series of technical sounding words in an effort to look like you know what you are talking about concerning information security to sell a product or a service to executives.

"There is a dramatic difference between cyber risk management and vulnerability management. the latter assumes the former is in occurring" is cybershitspeak meaning nothing.

by krypt3ia November 18, 2016

Cybershit

Drama and other 'shit' that goes online. Makes friendsgips sour and makes one anxious, upset, and annoyed by the drama.

BOY: Fucking A! That guy on -insert social networking site/game here- was hitting on my girl!

BOY2: Isn't he your cyber-bro??

BOY: Yea! Now I gotta kick his cyber ass and tell everyone he's a prick!

BOY2: I'll help!


**The two boys bash and trash the 'cyber-bro' all over the site until everyone is divided and on sides. At the end of the day, most people go to bed pissed, sad, upset, or crying at what has happened to all of them**


Cybershit = cheap drama.

by SickOfThatShit January 18, 2009

cybershotaro

best person to ever exist tbvh

"cybershotaro solos"

by IWANTAMILF May 5, 2023

Cybershot

Someone whos brain very solely only works around the internet. Being chronically online.

This person won't stop commenting on my sh*t w hateful things. They're so cybershot.

by Peepercaca999 November 15, 2023

cybershopping

online shopping.

Cybershopping is more popular in developed countries than in developing ones.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 1, 2014