Cubicle Cupid

When a guy and girl make out and/or have sex in a public toilet cubicle, especially after eyeing each other out in a club and pub. Rauchy and hot!

Did any cubicle cupid go on between those two last night?

by filthburger December 17, 2011

cutile

An adjective describing something that is cute but pointless.

This portmanteau of "cute" and "futile" was first coined by YouTuber Toby Turner in the outtakes of his Cute Win Fail series.

Dogs can neither understand nor speak English, so asking "What did you do?" to a dog who did something bad is rather cutile.

by Captain Cutile September 5, 2012

cubicle

A self-containing prison with ironically no bars, gates or latches.

"Sure being a high school teacher is about as good as working in a cubicle, but at least I get tax deductions for target practice on the range."

by Machiavelli August 30, 2003

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cubicle farm

monotonous office environment characterized by white collar slaves wasting there lives in pseudo-offices with four foot walls while slowly morphing into zombies.

After 3 hours in the cubicle farm, i could feel my brain turning into a mushy mass of rotten pudding-like material.

by eus091142 December 18, 2003

Cubicle Coma

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

by MDermy August 20, 2010

cubicle warrior

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.

person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

by thatguy994839 June 25, 2009