cumsucker

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen

C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum

by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Cuntfuckery

The act of fucking a cunt, or sometimes, maybe once on occasion, an insult.

Oh! This movie (Twilight) fucking sucks! What is this cuntfuckery?"

Me and Shelby had one HELL of a cuntfuckery goin on in there

by JunkHornet December 12, 2010

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

cuntfucker

one who fucks many a cunt

"so what do you do for a living?"
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other

by blackcherry November 25, 2004

Catfucker

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.

Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

by ChinaCatSunflower010 June 23, 2017

cuntfucker

A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.

Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.

A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"

by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021