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spearmans wank correlation coefficient

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
by mcfinners February 20, 2011
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The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.
by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008
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Curvationalism

Noun & Adj.; (“Cur-vehy-shin’ah-lism”): The ancient belief that it’s perfectly normal and acceptable for the female figure to have a curvy form.

Whether curvature is the result of birth and/or working out (abs, delts, tricepts, glutes, etc.) is held to be perfectly normal and in many cases, encouraged regardless of origin.

History: Believed to originate in South America, specifically the countries of Brazil, Colombia and Chile, dating back to pre-modern day times of strictly native indigenous peoples. It is also thought that these many indigenous cultures believed a woman with wider hips and a larger pelvic bone would be more apt to conceive children, thus keeping a bloodline. Therefore it was looked upon as a great quality when these ancients were choosing a mate for life.
Greg believes in curvationalism when it comes to his view on females.
by SirCurvesALot May 9, 2014
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Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
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face to crotch correlation

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.
Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...
by niggman star33 November 9, 2011
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Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
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correlation peasant

Those in the field of social sciences that focus on correlations rather than causation in their research. Typically reside outside the field of Economics.
You found a negative correlation between hospital use and health outcomes and concluded hospitals are bad for your health? What are you, a correlation peasant?
by Likes_Cats November 6, 2019
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