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Curlfession

Confessing your hair sin(s) after committing an immoral act against your waves, curls and coils in the hope of being blessed with Curlsmith’s forgiveness.

A curlfession could be admitting you use sulphates and silicones on your hair (THE ultimate hair sin), dry brushing your hair (please don’t do it), bleaching your hair (ouch!), the list goes on and on… We’ve all committed the occasional hair sin but are you brave enough to fess up and reveal your Curlsmith Curlfession?
Bless me Curlsmith, for I have sinned. It has been some time since my last Curlfession...

OMG, did you hear Lucy’s Curlsmith Curlfession?! I'm not surprised, those curls look unhealthy and brittle every time I see her. If she’s going to keep bleaching her hair and not use Bond Curl Rehab Salve, what does she expect?

Her curlfessions are WIIIIILD. I can't believe she's been doing all those things to her hair. Only Bond Curl Rehab Salve can save her now.
by Hot Curl 21 March 3, 2022
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curleys wife

man curleys wife IS A GOD DAMN FAGGOT
by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017
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carless

When you can't drive. Someone who dosen't have the skills to drive a vehicle or the money to buy a car. They can either be poor, suffer from some kind of mental illness or just be so slow they can't obtain a driver's license. Can also apply to hippie types but these are less common.
Sonny and M. Rehmeyer are carless due to their terrible financial struggles, lack of an education and epilepsy and or other sorted mental disorders.
by heeh,,, February 14, 2008
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Cueless

The act of being completely oblivious to the verbal and non-verbal cues of others.
Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...

Peter: Uh, yes, thank you Michael, uh yep, yep, yep...

Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...

(Later)

Darren: Did you see Michael just go on and on and on... he didn't notice Peter was bored stupid with his ramblings.

Kathryn: Yes, he was totally cueless!
by The Noam Gnome August 27, 2011
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Corless Crust

A soft crust found around the lips. Tastes quite nice if creamy
Hannah had sum corless crust round her fanny flaps
by Smoolina December 14, 2003
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cutless

by ILiedBitch February 9, 2017
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carless whisper

When you play a saxophone on the bus. Usually involves playing a George Michael song, but Yakety Sax is also acceptable.
I once saw Carlos Whisper do a carless whisper.
by CommodoreCrunch March 16, 2018
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