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curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.
girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though
curbed mavens by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015

Curbed Queen 

When a female. (She/He) is so drunk that she rules the curbs of the street. Nobody else may sit. She and she only may enjoy the uncomfortableness and sit in solitude.
He/She was a Curbed Queenlast night.
Curbed Queen by Santoasts August 13, 2017

Curbed Out 

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.

Cat Curbed 

When someone causes an interference of a girl who is trying to get a guy to have sex with her. Basically like "cock blocking" except its a girl trying to get the guy verses the guy trying to get the girl.
" I can't believe you just cat curbed me!"

E-cursed 

A curse that troubles people belonging to non-tech field especially budding entrepreneurs who have no idea of what technological jargon they are dealing with.
I feel E-cursed because Amazon charged me $2045 as I had mistakenly opened some dedicated server on my account.
E-cursed by TheBhaasa February 7, 2020
A combination of the states of being frustrated, annoyed, angry, disheartened. A term that originated in the 2010s in North West England; specifically in Blackpool.
'I bet she's cured, I heard she lost her phone in Mingos'
cured by N dog December 8, 2016