cupboardy

From 2nd series of popular sketch show, "Little Britain". A hypnotist character was playing scrabble with his elderly mother while visiting her at hospital. He hypnotised her into thinking it was a real word, meaning "cupboard-like". Can be used to describe something as small, boxy etc.

Your room's a bit cupboardy, mate.

by Kenny Craig (hypnotist) March 31, 2005

Cupboard crawlin’

When your looking through a bunch of options but you don’t know what you want.

That’s girl is Cupboard crawlin’ through Tinder. She has a whole bunch of matches but she doesn’t know what she is looking for.

by Punanie73 April 24, 2020

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

Cupboard

The place where we put things we don't like.

"Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there." -Doctor Who

by Klaine4Eva February 21, 2013

Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Gravy in the cupboard

A male who is not worthy of recognition

Dude, you're just gravy in the cupboard.

by DukeLave December 18, 2010

Cupboard love

Love that you give in order to get something from someone. Like cats. They love you for what's in your cupboard.

I suspected all along it was just cupboard love, and what she really liked about him was his car.

by ACG February 18, 2007