CUNTWAFFLE

A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.

Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.

His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.

CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.

by suomyuouA December 4, 2018

Cuntswaddle

When one stretches one's foreskin out flat to cover the entire outter labia like a blanket

She asked me to cuntswaddle her, dude, but I'm circumcised.

by Gochujang May 30, 2017

Cunttwaddle

The annoying insetuois neighbor who refuses to control his inbread dog therefore causing the village folk to run in fear. Not your typical asshole.

That guy across the street is a real cunttwaddle!

by Chickensalad1 June 15, 2018

cuntwaffle

Often heard emanating from the mouths of conspiracy theorists APD.

What a load of cuntwaffle APD.

by pizzaAPD November 23, 2016

CUNTWAFFLE

A derogatory term used to describe a male or female displaying traits of both a:
cunt; demanding, hyper critical, arrogant, ignorant
and pussy; weak, indecisive, fearful, parasitic, needy

Wow, I can't believe what a CUNTWAFFLE that guy was. He just kept insisting he was hung like a porn star, finally I was so annoyed I told him to whip it out. Then he just got up and walked away like a beaten puppy.

by embrionik November 20, 2014

Cuntwaffle

One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.

"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."

"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"

by I demand pie November 16, 2014

cuntwaffle

someone who is such a cunt, their a whole cuntwaffle. (a cuntwaffle don't need to be a boy)

Man, my teacher is such a cuntwaffle.

by ShandaAwesome April 6, 2017