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cuntseled

verb: past tense: a cunt who counseled; past participle: presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has been “counseled,” for being a stupid cunt after urging viewers in a TV interview to buy products from the clothing line & jewelry line of presidential daughter Ivanka Trump.
Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has cuntseled veiwers on live national tv to buy shitty products...
by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017
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Cuntsplosion

1. An exploding vagina
2. An unfortunate event
Oh no!!! I had a cuntsplosion!!!
by Jordan VB January 10, 2008
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Consuelo

Did you see that beautiful Consuelo?

Yes I most certainly did. The most beautiful I have ever seen.
by El Marino February 4, 2010
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Consuelo

Can be shortened to Connie. A girl's name, admittedly unusual, but not a flower! Its origins are Spanish, but not all people called Consuelo are Spanish. Many Consuelos are very intelligent, are particularly good at maths, play the flute and swim. They make AWESOME sisters, and stick with their best friends for life!
1. Consuelo's my best friend ever!
2. Look, Consuelo has got 98% in Maths again!
by i'm not a maths teacher June 23, 2012
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cuntselling

(verb)When a group of male friends give advice on how to get laid, past sex experiences, or anything else to do with vaginas to a less experienced male.
I can't believe Tony is still a virgin. I think he needs some cuntselling.
by tl121092 December 23, 2008
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cuntslow

1. If you are a cuntslow, you are aware of the definition. It is a trait that is birthed, not taught.

2. See pussy magnet.
JoJo and Scot are such cuntslows, it's so sexy; Malik, is certainly not.
by Scot Fenton November 3, 2007
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cuntulous-skankasaurus

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.
niffer cuntulous-skankasaurus
by yasnoozeyalose July 30, 2010
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