Cuntstipated

Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!

Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....

by DnBDuBzJunky November 10, 2018

cuntsipping

When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.

We all were ready to party except for Dave who was cuntsipping his Coors Light all night.

by Seminole93 July 26, 2015

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

Cuntstipated

A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.

Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."

by Dante S. February 19, 2007

cuntslap

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy

Billy is a cuntslap.

by Joe November 7, 2004

cunty mc cuntlips

The ultimate insult to someone who is more than just a cunt, or has just done something completely twatty. A clever use of the Scottish 'Mc' between 'cunty' and 'cuntlips' to make it sound like someones name, but also gives it a humourous feel, perfect for a bit of banter amongst friends.

Lame_d00d: I PwN3d J00 d00d!!!1111
D7: You Cunty McCuntlips ;-)

by D7 November 28, 2004

cuntslop

Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.

Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.

by Bel4sucks May 12, 2004