cuntzilla

the queen of cunts, she who enjoys being one, or goes out of her way to be one

"Vangie can be such a cuntzilla!

by peecheechoh March 31, 2009

cuntslave

Someone who would do anything in order to get laid. Many times when his friends need help, he will let them down and use all his resources for his girlfriend or for his (desperate) search for a pussy. The term originates from the Greek word "mounodoulos".

- I asked Jim for a cigarette and he told me that he has only a few left. Then I saw him giving cigarettes to almost every girl in the party!
- What a cuntslave!

by retinoli February 14, 2010

cuntservative

A very sad and predictable mental dwarf who believes himself to be "conservative" when in reality is a devolution from any such sublime ideology. You will see these fecal smears trolling chat sites or forums raving clumsily against mainly "liberals" and ethnics. Often hypocritical, never analytical. They do not engage in logical discourse as real thinking entities, only sling flawed sources under the delusion that it proves anything more than their simplicity. They are also often creepy sociopaths who don't pass on an opportunity to harm someone, or are prone to do so. Only dangerous due to the amount of boring, nonsense traffic they can produce both directly and through upstart kiddy assholes new to the internet who love to toy along with them.

"The white race has owned the planet and we might keep on fighting for it against all these leftist vermin!"

"Cuntservative at 12 o'clock. Watch your six. Really, I mean it, don't let that lop-faced, ass-ogling filth-wad behind you"

by John Fucking Wayne October 8, 2007

cuntslap

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

cuntsalad

a collection of cunts, whores, or skrinaks in a small confned area.

i would not fuck one girl in that cunt salad. that party last night was one big cuntsalad.

by john verwey November 26, 2010

Cuntsplaining

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"your response is classic cuntsplaining"

by Lancelot123mn May 21, 2019

Cuntslam

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.

He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.

by Laudanum November 27, 2009