Weed contrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude. see also the conspiracy theorist's variant weed chemtrail.

The crew in that car must be very high - it's leaving behind a weed contrail.

by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017

Cunttail

An exceptionally girly cocktail that only women and effeminate men drink.

He's cute! Oh wait, he must be gay because he's drinking a cunttail.

by mikeytheshylock September 24, 2009

Cumtrail

In the act of where your male partner, ejaculates on your ankle, and you allow it to dry, then scrape it off with a credit card, and snort it.

I let Aaron perform a cumtrail on me and it was the most arousing thing I have ever experienced.

by Sassypants68 July 27, 2022

Contrails

The Science and Pseudoscience of Contrails and Chemtrails.

I saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized I always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:

Suck my egg

Bitches were created by a dick with a trick;)

He touched my feathered self

She took a dump for all to see

Hearts are for hopeless sissy's

Get some, then give some more

Balder men dash to corvets

Did you just look at my T&A

My wide load gets you high

Reality is for suckers and fuckers

Skit happens

Your anal retention has no bounds. How do you hold all that shit inside?

Can I put your man in a dress and call him suzie Q, with an eye for my pooh!

Adam said, "Baby you take the first bite, " as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she'll choke on it first

by ...& justic for All June 14, 2010

Cuntralian

A person who is the most cuntyest person you have ever met Australia wide..... who is equal to your own cuntyness and on par with the way you think as a bread and born Australian..

Your fucking awesome you cuntralian cunt from the land of cunty cunts.......

by # lamelama June 2, 2018

cuntralian

A person whom you find to be just as aussie as you, a true as blue aussie cunt..(see cunt for definition)...also a description of person whom you love with ll your heart..

I love you too you cuntyest of cuntralian . Cunts.xxxxxx

by # lamelama June 11, 2018

Cuntriloquist

Somebody who is able to make a lady sing through the art of Cunnilingus

"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!

by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024