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Infinity Cuntlet

A man inserts his index and middle fingers into a girls vagina and his thumb into her anus forming a Meathook. The fingering individual then snaps their fingers, causing 50% of the thots on earth to die instantly.
Will: Dude!!!! Joey gave kirsten an Infinity Cuntlet, and now i cant find my girlfriend!

John: F....
by SkewTwo April 26, 2019
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skibidi cuntlet

a skibidi cuntlet is a young child aged anywhere from 3 to 12 years of age whos obsessed with skibidi toilet and acts like a cunt to everyone when mummy and daddy take away the ipad
gen alpha retard: hahahaha brrr skibidi dop dop go brrrrrrr
millenial karen mother of gen alpha retard: time to go to bed
gen alpha retard: has temper tantrum and starts throwing shit everywhere
gen alpha retard's gen z older brother: such a skibidi cuntlet aye?
by comma4 January 29, 2024
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Gay Cuntler

Gay Cuntler (born April 29, 1983) is a quarterback for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He played football at Vanderbilt University. Cuntler began his professional football career with the Denver Broncos, who selected him as the 11th overall pick of the 2006 NFL Draft. He spent three seasons with the Broncos before he was traded to the Bears in 2009.
THEY SACKED GAY CUNTLER AGAIN
by Captain Cadaver January 24, 2011
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Cuntlotten

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white
Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
Shut up you cuntlotten”
by daddy sensei June 15, 2019
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Saucy cutlet

1. A meat patty covered in sauce.

2. An attractive female.
Real men love eating meat patties, especially meat gloriously lathered in sauce. Saucy cutlet, when applied to the female sex, refers to those women who you would like to cover in some of your own salad dressing.

NB: a compliment only to be dished out to females >8.5

* Cutlet often pronounced as in French with a silent last letter (coo-lay)
Jeeezus look at that saucy cutlet (coo-lay) on the dance floor. She really tickles my fancy.
by Sandwich_Camera July 19, 2012
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cuntleman

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.
(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '
by littlemac June 28, 2012
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Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...
The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.
by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019
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