Cuntism

A strict religious group that worships the vagina. During the month of January members of the cuntist sect eat and drink only pussy. This festival is called Eat Pussy Month, or more commonly Fuck Yeeeaaaah Month. There is a competition to the best pussy eater at the end of the holiday.

The priest at the Holy Church of Cuntism is giving a sermon on 69ing this sunday

by E-jay June 13, 2006

cuntivitis

A cuntually transmitted disease symptomed by the the uncontrollable urge to behave like a cunt in public.

"Jon is behaving like a cunt. Did he catch cuntivitis?"

by TheWrongun May 8, 2006

Cuntism

The thoughts that go through the proof readers at urbandictionary.Com as they approve ridiculous words like "Christmoween" but can't seem to find the humor in your submission.

Wow the people at urbandictionary.Com must have their head full of cuntism to not notice that "Christmoween" isn't funny.

by EhHeIsFullOfShitAnyways October 1, 2014

cuntacism

The sacred ritual required to liberate one who is shackled to a cuntasorous.

Guy 1: My mother is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2 : Sounds like you need a cuntacism.

by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

Dumb Cuntism

something attributed to or characteristic of thoughts, ideas, or plots performed by moronic females in an attempt to gain something.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear about the way Allison was fucking around with those three guys?
Person 2: Yeah, thats some Dumb Cuntism right there.

by SouthernAveBand March 23, 2005

cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

Cuntitis

A bitch that you can't fucking stand.

She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.

That bitch has Cuntitis.

"Ain't nobody got time for dat"

by Cuz Bitches Love That Shit June 10, 2013