Theory of Cuntization

Theory coined by Social Psychologist Kate Cunty theorizing that humans are giving cunt exponentially more due to social matters. She stated that people are more inclined to serve cunt when social pressures are higher, also discussing the matter of the Cuntization Prioritization (how the social situation determines how much someone prioritizes serving cunt). Researchers that had later done studies on the Theory of Cuntization claimed that although Kate Cunty's theory was correct regarding Cuntization Prioritization, they found that people serve cunt statistically more due to internal factors rather that external (social) factors.

"Oh my god, I just got a call from Lucas and he said that instead of taking me to the movie theater, we are going to a museum for our date. Now I have to serve cunt!"

"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"

by Kate Cunty October 4, 2023

Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night

OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog

by Dick Chute June 20, 2007

Cuntisaurus Rex

Someone who has been historically and classically a cunt (C U Next Tuesday). The amount of bitchedgry that comes out of this person is comparable to the size of the tyrannosaurus rex. And thier attitude needs to be extinct like a T=rex as well.

Can also refer to a BDB (big dumb bitch) with thunder thighs.

Summary: A large cunt

Stop being a cuntisaurus rex and get the fuck out.

by duetobe February 6, 2010

cuntita

a ho that acts like a cunt

my bitch is such a cuntita when all she talks about is her man

by sophia_gwenivere November 13, 2009

CuntCannon

When one stuffs various items into their vagina and launches them via queef

Hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her cunt and launched it at the window. The neighbours said "I have never seen such great force with a CuntCannon!"

by Dr.LadyWigglesTheWiggliousXXIV October 26, 2012

cunticiosity

The quality or state of being an absolute cunt

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"

by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013

Cuntcaking

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015