A greasy haired loser who thinks he's welcome in our pub.
by Pete February 25, 2005
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What female members of staff get called when the boss is drunk.
Oi cuntface, come and move some cars!
Often followed by: What's wrong cuntface?
by slip March 8, 2005
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Fingering a girl getting her juices on your fingers/hand.. then slapping her round the face.. then exclaiming "cuntface".
*fingers girl, slaps her round face*
"ha, cuntface!!!"
by henshawwwwwwwww November 28, 2011
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A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.
by creedmoor June 2, 2006
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A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.
by Tony January 15, 2004
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A woman that her face looks like an ogre, even Shrek is better looking.

An ugly bitch woman that never been happy no matter what.

Everybody hates her at her workplace because she is mean to everyone especially a bitch to pretty girls that guys at work like.

Workaholic, short, fat girl who works around the clock but never productive and pretend the business owner is her husband by calling him “honey.”

A woman who looks way older (75) then she is (35) due to lack of sex. She tries to have sex with every guy and or dog she sees by giving them drugs or alcohol, she has with her at all time hoping today is the day it will finally happen and still hope and waiting.
“She is so fucking ugly!!! She looks like Shrek.”

“Yeah, she has a Cuntface.”

“Did you see? she writes me up; I was late 1 minute from lunch.”
“What a Cuntface! It’s because of the guys here like you.”

“Who would marry you? You Cuntface”

“ did you see this ugly bitch creature, she took the IT guy to her office and offered him some pills and heavy alcohol so he would have sex with her. “
“OMG, she is a Cuntface. “
“Exactly! a Cuntface. “

“I wouldn’t be surprised if she put peanut butter in her pussy so her dog can lick it.

what a Cuntface.”
by I’m the chosen one 1983 April 13, 2018
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