Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.

The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."

by Aerofucker August 3, 2009

Curteese

A solid dude, steals mountain dew sometimes. Some call him Bucky on occasion, but most stick with "Curteese"

"Yo dawg with all that swag, you're starting to look like a Curteese"

by buckyindacut April 2, 2020

Cuteness overload

A backhanded comment that originated from the LeBron James meme in May-June 2023. When it's commented on a post, they are actually saying that the post is cringe.

*on a post*

"Cuteness overload!!"
What it actually means ("is this fr 💀💀", "ewww cringe")

by Very_Hungry_Caterpillar August 12, 2023

Cuntyness

NOUN
- State of being cunty

- Acting like a little bitch and or living like one

-Dude, what's wrong with Ray Avalos lately? He kept bitching at how I don't know much of history

-Seriously! His cuntyness is getting on my nerve!

by raw_OOL December 15, 2008

sexy cuteness

A woman containing all the qualities of cuteness to such a highly adorable degree that you can't help but find said person to be highly sexy

A person that is considered to be of sexy cute standards will tend to have the following qualities

- A tendancy to be adorably quirky
- Memorable smile that suggests more than innocence
- Beyond normal standards of sexy especially when blushing
- Enjoyment of cheeky but clean humour
- Really modest despite being the zenith of sexuality

A person with sexy cuteness is simply amazing and much sought after

- Did you see that redhead who just smiled at me? She is a bundle of sexy cuteness!!!

by docb July 16, 2008

Cantonese

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".

Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)

by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010

Cantonese

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.

Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.

by Ezechiel August 16, 2006