Munchkin Crunchkin

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.

Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.

by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019

cuntchies

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.

I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009

cuntchin

When a womans cunt is so fat it sags, and forms like a cuntchin.
Hince: cunt+chin= cuntchin

"DUDE! her pussy was so floppy from her cuntchin, I had to hold the lips back to get it in."

by Mrs. JCC0312 January 18, 2008

Cuntskin

a derogatory term used to describe someone that has pissed you off. usually used when playing air hockey.

you kicked my dog you fucking cuntskin.

by Rummy6969 April 8, 2010

crotchking

He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.

My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.

by Dongalev November 21, 2010

Cunteshkin

Definition (1.) A very lazy being that doesn't work or aspire to be anything while also being unable to hold their bowels nor properly utilize a toilet or flush.

Definition (2.) The very worst pet you can possibly own. A dirty and disgusting creature that spreads its biological fluids everywhere.

Mick, this is why you can't have a dog, Now clean up after your Cunteshkin...

by anonymous September 12, 2022