cuntspackle

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009

cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

Cuntstantinople

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas

Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntstack

A cunt to the power of ten. When the word cunt alone absolutely won't cut it, cuntstack is a level up.

You're a fucking cuntstack.

by fizzypixels January 9, 2008

Cuntspangle

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.

'She didn't want me to come inside, so I cuntspangled her instead.'

by MissBradders May 4, 2009

cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.

Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.

by thehonkster June 11, 2009

cuntsack

Refering to the sack of fury held up in a womans panties between her legs. Do not get confused with the cameltoe. A cuntsack is the whole burrito.

"dude i pulled her pants off and she had a crazy lookin cuntsack"

by T Roy April 22, 2006