cunt faced

cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.

man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"

by mark strotton October 2, 2006

cunt face

a person who has a hare lip and/or cleft palate

The missionary doctor went to Peru and fixed a bunch of cunt faces.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

Cunt Face

When a girl rejects Ant Jones

Your a cunt face for rejecting a beautiful man

by antjones June 12, 2011

cunt-faced

Denotes an extreme state of inebriation, synonyms include geebagged, bladdered and wankered

I swear to God, I have never in my life been so cunt-faced as I was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint glass with ice.

by James Gaffney December 1, 2004

Cunt Face

A cunt face is a childish bitch who gets on your last motherfucking nerve, who doesn’t do anything when asked to, and annoys the shit out of everyone around them especially when you have a class with them.

“Move out the way cunt face”

by Asspickle21 May 12, 2019

cunt face

A term used as an insult - first discovered over a game of PES it is believed. Meaning just what it says, and should only be used as an insult to someone who is the below any other insult - it is the worst insult possible!

Jon sees Michael fuckin his mam
Jon exclaims...
"OMG - you absolute cunt face!"

by warrenpeace7 July 25, 2008

Cunt Face

1. N. A woman whose facial features lack any form of beauty.
2. N. Something to never call your GF.
3. N. What chu call a hoe when she's givin' you attitude!

Pimp 1: That hoe is givin' me attitude!
Pimp 2: Slap dat Cunt Face in da mouth!

by Thedeadhead04 May 16, 2008