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Cuntstomer

A cunt of a customer
I'm sick of dealing with this difficult Cuntstomer
by WGW November 6, 2013
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A scumbag customer who bitches at you about your company or the company you work for, most often when you have to grin and bear it, or go postal and look for a new job.
so this asshole cuntstomer said to me "You're customer service is horrible! I want to speak to your superior!"
customer customer service complaints work feedback
by Mr Marty MacFly Daddy November 28, 2013
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A person or persons coming to eat at a restaurant without booking or trying to change the menu for their bullshit intolerance's
The cuntstomer wants to order a gluten free pancake.

Just had a table of 15 cuntstomers walk in
by 187chef May 16, 2016
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Cuntstomer

The occasional customer that doesn’t pay attention to the information they are given to allow for a simple and easy transaction. Instead, they hear only what is convenient for them and fly off the handle when things don’t go exactly how they intended.
“This cuntstomer is lighting up my phone and complaining that her furniture set isn’t in stock when I told her it would be a week and a half.”

“If this cuntstomer that adds 5 shots of espresso to her Frappuccino keeps bitching about it being too soupy, I’ll quit!”
by Salesslueth84 May 14, 2018
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the people slave-laboring at these electronic cesspools
the CUNTSTOMER SERVICE here sucks!
by s0lipsist September 12, 2006
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cuntston

a gorgeous, cheating asshole. One who likes to play girls and make them cry.
Oh my god he cheated on her?!?! what a cuntston.
by MADDDDDDD January 20, 2009
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Bitchy customers that have ridiculous expectations when returning merchandise that has clearly been used for an extended period of time without a receipt or tags for no good reason other than they are broke and need money.
In retail: "The customer is always right," except when they are a cuntstomer.
by - fatbagder April 28, 2016
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