Cuntelligence

Intelligent but in a cunty fashion

Cuntisha displays high levels of cuntelligence in class

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cunnelinguist

Just like a violinist cunnelinguist is a perfectionist in his art. The art of orally stimulating the female clitoris until she orgasms all over their face. They take pride in their work and in fact very good at it as they are able to maintain long relationships to the ones they orally please. Long tongues are a huge bonus but sometimes the smaller tongue that works harder is just as fine. It's all about the technique. The best one of course being the car wash, in which one uses a ton of saliva to perform different acts of a sequence of movements with their tongue as would a car wash.

Becky: Carrie you know that guy I hooked up with last night.
Carrie: Of course I do with all my heart
Becky: Well it turns out he was a cunnelinguist, small dick he had but he sure made up for it by being orally stimulating. Thumbs up to him in the mouth department.

by kitten with a smile November 22, 2013

Crunkely

A general feeling of illness, crappiness, or complete and utter shite.

"David didn't want to go to the party with his friends because he felt so crunkely."

by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021

cunnelize

to give excellent oral sex to a woman

"...i don't know, it felt weird last time someone did it to me"
"that's because I haven't cunnelized you yet baby"

by AnonymousSquared December 15, 2009

cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

Cunkleberry

The definition of the most unholy unintelligent uneducated being on the planet earth. If you call someone a cunkleberry then you are calling them that they are the grossest most disgusting being on the planet earth or in fact the entire universe. A shortened version of this word is cunk which can be less offensive in some aspects but still can be just as effective.

“Dude...you’re mad ugly bro....”....”WTF YOU SAY TO ME CUNKLEBERRY BISHHHHHH?!”

by Wolfawoof March 14, 2019

Clunkel

A “Clunkel” is when three trees decide to have an intense threesome, while all of them are on the toilet shitting.

Person 1: A Clunkel was going on in the school bathroom today.

Person 2: Wow, wish I was there!

by Clunks August 21, 2022