cumstipated

being blocked up with SOOOOOOO much CUM

person 1 : im SOOOOO cumstipated
person 2: big bone
person 1 : big bone🤤

by Momthers_milk_lover July 14, 2022

cumstipated

An emotional state characterized by a complete lack of sexual arousal. Under these conditions a person could not have an orgasm.

"Your momma so ugly she made me cumstipated"

by Biggeley January 17, 2008

Cumstipated

When you're involved in sexual acts and you really can't cum

Yesterday, I was so cumstipated, it took forever for me to cum.

by Gerald jeffferson May 23, 2019

cumstomer

People who you're fucking with who purchase / receive your cum.

We have so many cumstomers that we cum all over.

by jack and kill May 18, 2010

Cumstipation

1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.

1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"

by CB93 August 23, 2010

cumstipated

when haveing sex and you have the feeling of ejaculating but nothing comes out and you are stuck in that feeling

john " how was last night with mindy"

kyle " awesome until i got cumstipated"

john " you must have been so embarrassed"

kyle " i was"

by the real quagmire February 28, 2011

Cumstock

A situation much like the storage of cum. Smelly, old, crusty, really nothing you want anything to do with.

This place'll be a cumstock once the new bar moves into town

by hulamatrimoh August 26, 2008