cumpop

When an erect penis which is standing perpendicular to the ground, spurts cum up into the air, then has the falling cum decorate it's head like icing.

I blew Jimmy and then watched him make a cumpop. Then I licked his head clean

by Steven Leckie August 20, 2003

compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.

Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.

by riggers8 December 13, 2013

Compoopter

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

cumpound

it is a girl that sucks a penis everyday and swallows the cum

"yo that girl is a dutty cumpound

by defintion king October 8, 2017

Cumplosion

An act of extreame pleasure resulting in the uncontrollable explosive release of cum. May be from an extreamly inconceivable source.

Kaprian Kern, that just gave me a cumplosion!

by Legend- wait for it- dairy November 4, 2018

Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

by willoom December 31, 2022

Cumnoodle

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis

How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle

by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019