Cumpaper

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

by Yoadseem August 21, 2020

Cumrade

This is a term used to describe someone who is engaged in the people's fight for liberation from class warfare, while also someone who is engaged with liberating your libido.

I lost my job, they evicted my ass, and I can barely afford food for myself now... thank god for my cumrades, they'll know how to help me

by cumrade4lyfe March 9, 2022

Penis Cumlada

A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it

Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)

by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011

Alexandru Cumpănasu

Our God,with the biggest dick in the world,the best fucker

Alexandru Cumpănasu si-a dat upgrade la ciocan

by Karmanigger69 March 2, 2021

cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumnado

The act of ejaculating into the middle of a set of box fans that causes the cum to swirl in the air in the manner of a tornado.

I was bored and horny last night so I setup the box fans and started a cumnado!

by Tornado Cum August 21, 2013