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A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)
by Mr. Omg February 03, 2011
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