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cummunism

a cummy russian beauty.
an idea where everyone gets an equal amount of cum.
better that fapitalism
yo guys try cummunism
by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022
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Cummunism

When multiple people who are not a man’s romantic or sexual partner have gained interest and the interest of him, similar to a harem.
Sally: Randy’s not *your* boyfriend he’s *our* boyfriend

Randy: I wasn’t aware that we partake in Cummunism Heather
by b4nt4m April 30, 2023
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Cummunism

Strict mutual reciprocation during sex. What you do to them, they get to do to you
“You pegged me, I get to peg you. It’s cummunism”
by MrFalcone June 9, 2023
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Cummunism

The public ownership of the means of production, including the means of reproduction
Person A: Are you a Marxist-Leninist?
Person B: No, I reject that moderate form of neoliberal fapitalism. I'm a follower of cummunism. I want the proletariat to own the means of reproduction.
by TrueCummunist September 27, 2023
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Corpo-Communism

(abbr: Corporate-Communism)(n):
(A) a revolutionary movement perpetrated by members of the Top-Most Upper-Class (TMUP) to create a uni-class (lower class), moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon debt owed to the TMUC and ownership of the total world GDP by the TMUC members of a world society.
(B) a subversive political movement that is espoused by the Republican Party & the Tea Party.
(C) any political movement with the goal of destroying local free-market Capitalism, in favor of global markets and international corporations which own total world GDP.
(D) a subversive re-distribution scheme in which all value created in an economy is re-distributed to the Top-Most Upper Class.
(E) a subversive economic philosophy in which the Top-Most Upper Classes own all property (both Physical and Intellectual), control all means of production, and all means distribution.
(F) a psychological system in which individuals who have no vested interest in Corpo-Communism continually vote for politicians who support Corpo-Communism; political delusionalsim
(G) a linguistic game in which politicians who support the tenets and goals of Corpo-Communism (ex. George W. Bush; Mitt Romney) use the language of Capitalism, the language of Religion, and the language of "old-timey American values" to fool the American population into voting them into power; a language system that exploits the language of the American Founders to trick Americans.
"As a supporter of Corpo-Communism, I think the rich should control everything, kid, everything!"
by Zap Gamma August 5, 2012
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There are Communists in the funhouse

Slang from Denmark referring to one being on their period
Student: "Excuse me teacher? May I go to the bathroom, it's an emergency... There are Communists in the funhouse.
by student1357 May 15, 2010
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sexual communism

when a community evenly shares the sexual workload between one another.
many college dorms are believed to be hosts to sexual communism.
by jblxtra December 6, 2021
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