cumbrian

used as an insult (or compliment) for when someone is being too horny on main
toby is being such a cumbrian
by jeonnomwoo July 17, 2019
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cumbrian

Dude stop being such a Cumbrian and get off that girls page
by cumbrian987654321 July 17, 2019
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cumbrian

as our lord and savior noel miller calls it, a cumbrian is someone being horny on main specifically on twitter
“that dudes such a cumbrian”
by woahdudeknarly July 18, 2019
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Cumbrian Taxi Driver

to "Go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver" is another way of saying "to Go apeshit"

The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.

Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.
Hey, man... I said I'm sorry.... No need to go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver!
by Levitus June 17, 2010
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Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 06, 2021
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