cumbler

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

by thefjordsman June 15, 2009

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Cumbleweed

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.

"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."

by 1101101101 April 16, 2014

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CumBolt

a CumBolt is a load of cum that has been ejaculated out of a mans penis into another mans face, at the speed of a lightning bolt

Did you see Simon's CumBolt? it was so fast and big, it was amazing when it hit Andrew.

by SimonCumbolt June 4, 2018

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cumbled

To be humbled by the volume or amount of cum ejaculated by your partner.

“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”

by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022

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Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.

"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

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