National Cumblast Your Mom Day

National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *

by your cumblasted mom June 15, 2020

Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

cumblast

To shower a girl in loads of cum, preferably on the face but the tits will do nicely as well.

There's nothing better than seeing a hot, big-titted girl get cumblasted.

by captainmarvel September 11, 2004

Cum Blaster

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot

That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out

by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005

Crumblasted

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.

Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.

by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018

Cumcluster

Collective noun for orgasms

Susie looked at her new Cumcluster 3,000,000 with trepidation.... "Is that a fucking arm!?"....

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023

choblaster

A high-velocity, self-administered enema of kimchee juice.

"I was going to wrap Christmas presents in licorice and cellophane this year but until I buy a new choblaster I just won't have enough fermented cabbage liquid in my lower intestine."

by Pigwank December 30, 2007