A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
by BennyC November 30, 2006
Get the Cumbucketmug. Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.
Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016
Get the Cumbucketmug. 
by Jacob Golden January 13, 2008
Get the Cumbucketmug. 1) By definition it is any such receptacle that can in any possible manner contain cum.
2) Any person that by their actions show that they should have cum deposited in them irrespective of sex.
3) Stupid cocksucking irritating asshole faggot fucks, who are a (UK)shower of cunts.
2) Any person that by their actions show that they should have cum deposited in them irrespective of sex.
3) Stupid cocksucking irritating asshole faggot fucks, who are a (UK)shower of cunts.
That stank ass hoe is a fucking cumbucket.
That cumbucket robbed his mom and fucked his sisters boyfriend too!!
Why you gotta be such a cumbucket?
That cumbucket robbed his mom and fucked his sisters boyfriend too!!
Why you gotta be such a cumbucket?
by DonMetalface May 7, 2009
Get the Cumbucketmug. 1. Someone who enjoys dumping bucketfulls of "man-juice" into their mouth 2. A slutty whore 3. An omelette containing red peppers, cilantro, and baked cod
by Rob March 31, 2003
Get the Cumbucketmug. 