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Maximum Cuddles

The most that two men can possibly cuddle.
"You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me onto this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you!"

"What?"

"That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!
by YourNameIsAlreadyBeingUsedBySo October 12, 2008
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rough cuddles

Like cuddling. Only one partner ends up getting utterly destroyed.
After this quarantine the only cuddles I'm giving are Rough Cuddles!
by RopesofDandelion April 9, 2020
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cuddlebutt

Term of endearing affection, especially for an individual with a very attractive, cozy, and comfortable behind.
Spoken to a bf/gf, spouse, partner: Hey, you cuddlebutt!
by a.alferov December 16, 2008
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Cudlest

A cudlest is a person who is always very cuddly 24/7 and they turn into a demon literally if there not cuddle by anyone they will be babies all the time beware cudlest are contagious
Cudlest is cuddling 5 people today we only got up 5 minutes ago
by Emeg April 21, 2020
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Cuddlefish

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"
by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009
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cuddleslut

A person who enjoys cuddling with people regardless of connections between themselves and others. Someone who regularly cuddles with someone other than their significant other without thinking about sexual intercourse with the person they are cuddling with.
A cuddleslut is the type of person who, if they have a mate that doesn't cuddle, will go cuddle with a friend after sex to get the closeness they need.
by Zephalis June 3, 2015
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Cuddlenuts

When one wears jeans that are way too tight and it causes shrinkage. No cold water necessary.
"Damn Dan Billy, I just got out them jeans you told me to buy, and I got a serious case of the cuddlenuts!"
by wayvern November 28, 2003
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