The mental and physical ailment of missing one's cuddle buddy. Symptoms include the Following: Random cuddling of pillows, crying yourself to
sleep, obsessive texting of one's Non-Present Cuddle Buddy, ease of sexual excitement when dwelling on one's Cuddle Buddy, establishing a pet name for the missed Cuddle buddy, excessive discussion of said Cuddle Buddy, and feeling that one's
bed sheets are always
cold.
Hazards of Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal include: Glomping one's Cuddle Buddy the next
time one sees them and have fun private
time with them.
There is a support group for this disorder. There are currently 4 members of this group.
Chris: Hey Jeanine, is that Liz over there?
Jeanine: Uh-huh!
Chris: Why in God's name is she holding onto that pillow for dear life? o.0
Jeanine: She misses Brandon. And She's also going through Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal.
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Chris and Jeanine proceed to go get pillows of their own to battle their Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal as well.*