flesh cudgel

See Master Class Totem Pole.

Should you break the law, I shall unzip and break YOU with my flesh cudgel.

by Bozilas March 21, 2003

chudcel

A fusion of the word chud and celibate (from such terms as "incel", "volcel").

An alt-right internet troll who is also celibate and loves nothing more than to "own the libs" while beating off in to a crusty sock, while feeling the crushing weight of loneliness wash over him as he contemplates his life in his mom's basement late at night.

Lol, Ben Shapiro just owned AOC so hard in his latest youtube video
What's so funny, chudcel?

by Ronnie from the Block January 5, 2021

Chudcel

Either :
1. A word made by boba liberals as a mix between chud and incel
or
2. A word used by wignats to help themselves win imaginary arguments

“The chudcels wont recover from this one!”

by Wl2ＲＥＤ May 20, 2021

Cudgel

Literal Definition: "A short, thick stick used as a weapon"

So basically any dude with a huge truck.

Girl 1: "How was it??"
Girl 2: "Meh, his dick was a cudgel."

"That douche bag is a major cudgel."

by Jude Love October 24, 2017

Cudgel

A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).

Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom.

by Levator Palpebrae Superioris October 19, 2009

Trump's Cudgel

That which can be dismissed by evidence can be asserted, bigly. Believe me.

B.oB. used Trump's Cudgel to defend his position on the shape of the Earth.

by DJ Trainwreck February 28, 2017

cuddelingus

verb. Two or more people horizontally entwined in conversation.

Eli and kaelen engaged in cuddelingus during their lunch break.

by Dancylvania January 20, 2009