cockphobia

being afraid of the penis

Damn, that chick has cockphobia

by Joe Barugeo May 24, 2006

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Cudiphobia

The fear of having oral sex in an automobile.

Brad Pitt developed Cudiphobia after he got into a car accident while getting head from Angelina Jolie.

by Iduc May 22, 2009

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Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

by Jolly May 31, 2004

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cacaphobia

scared of poopoo

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids

by jondunn January 18, 2022

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Cuzphobia

or (Cousinphobia)

A rare mutation of Mephobia (Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.

Cure - There is none.

Cousin1: "Cousin, we have a problem. I have just diagnosed myself with Cuzphobia and you're the nearest cousin which means..."
Cousin2: "NO! Now we'll never find someone as awesome as us!"

by Original_cousin October 24, 2012

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