Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.

He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.

by McMunchie April 13, 2008

Cocktus

A cactus shaped like a cock, but can also be the lovely male on virtual space amino. He's a cool dude that everyone loves but he is a huge dick, that's why his name is cocktus. He likes to be called cockie.

George: i hate cocktus, he is such a dick.
Everyone: nobody likes you george

by definitelynotcocktus March 16, 2019

cocktus

when a cactus arm resembles a cock

damn that cactus has a cocktus

by garmac900 November 17, 2011

Cocktus

A Mexican penis.

Jose whooped out his cocktus and we got it on. It was muy caliente.

by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009

cocktus ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢ

ghost's bbg ong

"Hey cocktus ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢ, wassup babygirlllll"

by daddybryson January 12, 2021

Cuckus

A Cuckus is a Person who is at a extreme annoyance to you, Its is often used as an insult.
A Cuckus is a missed worded way to say dick sucker or fucker. It can be used while aggressive playing video games when trying to be family friendly.

You're a Fricking Cukus
This God damn Cuckus Killed me! What the hell!

by _M1TCh_ May 21, 2018

cuckus

-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.

damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus

by MIKE D August 11, 2004