Cuban Missile Crisis

noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.

Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.

Cuban Missile Crisis by nuttedhard March 17, 2009

Cuban Missile Crisis

When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.

Enrique pulled a "Cuban Missile Crisis" on her ass and she was stunned.

Cuban Missile Crisis by hoe-low August 18, 2011

Cuban Missile Crisis

When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.

Alex performed a Cuban missile crisis on his bitch last night, he's a sick fuck!

Cuban Missile Crisis by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009

cuban missile crisis

Pretty self explanatory. When a Cuban takes a dump.

"ayo mang I think I just have me a cuban missile crisis no?"

cuban missile crisis by Lloyd Crosby May 23, 2006

Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

Cuban Missile Crisis by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017

Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

Cuban Missile Crisis by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018

cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks

alex mcmillen is the cuban missile crisis

cuban missile crisis by anonymous March 26, 2022