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cristiano

A man who is honest, loyal, faithful, full of life and always true to their significant other. Creative and extremely handsome, smart, and knows what he wants; knows how to set his goals, including having a great soul that any person would be lucky to be with.
Girl 1: I met this amazing guy who is very creative and impresses on how smart he is.
Girl 2: Really! He sounds like a Cristiano to me.
by Moon_goddess June 16, 2014
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Cristian

One of the nicest and coolest guys I've ever met. He can be a douche, but he's a likeable one. He's going to be a total DILF and will be an amazing dad. He knows how to make you laugh loud enough to wake up your kid. Girls want him and guys want to be him. Did I also mention he's tall and handsome? Hes a great friend no matter the history you've had. And he looks great for a 70 year old.
"Dude that guy is a total Cristian."
by jabbathebutt1 June 18, 2016
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Cristian

Basically the name Christian, but he's too swaggy for the H
Person 1: "Why doesn't Cristian have an H in his name?'
Person 2: "Because he's too swaggy for it."
by AyyLmaoo March 3, 2014
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Cristian is someone whois loved and has many friends, and a lot of girl friends but he is loyal to each one of them so if you ever meet one it's better if you get to know him cause he is wonderful.
"(Cristian)talks to this girl and after talking for a while the girl thinks cristian is the sweetest person to talk to".
by The most handsome kid November 24, 2016
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Crustianity

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.
Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.
by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007
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Cristian

Cristians are known for their very oddly spelt name and are often made fun of for it. However they make up for it in many ways such as their sense of humor kindness and extremely large penis size.
Hey that "cristian" guy is a real jerk.

Yeah but his cock is really big so hes cool.
by ILOVENINJAHESLITTT July 30, 2018
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Cristiano often refers to a really sexy guy with a monster dick and any girl would be lucky to ride that rollercoaster
Girl #1: He is super sexy I should go talk to him.

Girl #2: Good luck he looks like a Cristiano
by Crissssy August 8, 2018
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