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Crystal Speed

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone
I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.
by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022
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Crystal Cracker

Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)
Kyle threw out his pipe and became a crystal cracker.
by danamontana December 4, 2019
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Crystal Ship

Street name for crack pipe. Also know as "The glass dick".
by Ted Noles July 5, 2011
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crasterful

| CRAH-ster-full |

adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.

(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.

One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.

One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.

Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.

Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.
“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”

“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”

“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”

“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”

“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”

“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”

“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”
by roxburyrob00 December 14, 2014
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JO crystal

a magic crystal that charges up and glows when two or more bros jack off together.
Dude the other night at the lake me and my bros formed a circle around the fire and just fuckin jacked off together for like four hours. It was crazy. All of our JO crystals started glowing and the woodland creatures were howling and coming up to the fire and shit.
by ChesterChester69 October 15, 2013
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crystelle

Crystelle is a loyal woman. She is kind but if you test her or annoy her she will be pressed. Crystelle can be silly and she can sometimes be sensitive. She is very anti-social but she can make you laugh all the time. When you are down Crystelle will be there to cheer you up and make you laugh. Crystelle is pretty and has a great personality. If you ever do something to hurt her she will never forgive you. Crystelle does not like hoes, thots, and homie hoppers. If you ever become friends with a Crystelle make sure to never let go of that person because you will regret letting go.
Crystelle is a great person and you should never let go over her
by Crystelle June 11, 2019
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Crystal Pepsi

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.
Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???
by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003
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