coupling

verb. the act of a single person hanging out with a couple or group of couples, instead of hanging out with his/her single friends

Person 1: Where has Amy been all month? I haven't seen her out on the weekends.
Person 2: Oh she's been coupling with Brenda, Kim, and their boyfriends these past few weeks.

Everyone was pissed at Hector when he decided to go out coupling instead of visit the strip club with his boys.

by hardcore_2031 July 18, 2005

Craplings

Craplings pronounced crap-lings can be objects, attitudes, feelings, or cultures that are negative in nature and unwanted.

At my interview the potential boss brought up a few craplings about the office I didn't like.

When I went to buy a used car I found a few craplings that made me not want to buy it anymore.

by nae_kid21 October 13, 2011

coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.

"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"

by midwestern_life June 6, 2018

unconscious coupling

(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.

Joe: You got divorced? What happened?

Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.

by RobinGoodfellow1 May 13, 2014

Crueling

Crueling is someone who believes in faggotism and goes around calling people faggots. He makes people rage on a block game and make them hackusate him. He is a God at pvp. He makes 8 year olds cry and call him cruel over minecraft. He also has a skill for bedwars. Its also a personality disorder, it makes the person psycho and loco. Here are some comments that people have said:

Omggg crueling is cheating omggg he doesnt know how to pvp
Fuck crueling man he is so annoying

by Faggots of jartex network ww July 3, 2020

Baker's Coupling

A threesome

My girlfriend and I are looking for a third for our Baker's Coupling...dont tell my wife.

by hulksmashpanda December 26, 2014

Unconscious Coupling

Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.

The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.

by I to the P May 8, 2014