Crunkleberries

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

by MojoNojo August 15, 2008

Cruncle

Cousin-Uncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty

by wowza! November 13, 2014

crunkle

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.

I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.

by lcrisp April 17, 2010

cruckle

The equivalent of "going over on one's ankle"

Lambchops cruckled whilst wearing glass heels and it was very nasty

by Jethro April 18, 2004

Skrunkly Little Scrimblo Crunkler

A skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler is another way to say skrunkly, just longer.

Person 1: Dude, your cat is such a skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler.
Person 2: I know, right?!

by caat_enthusiast July 8, 2023

Crunklecunt

A more wrinkled and haggard version of camel toe.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.

That aerobics instructor had the worst crunklecunt I have ever seen. I wanted to take an iron to it, or leave it pressed between a few dictionary's for a month.

by G. Smiley January 15, 2011

Crunklesprouts

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.

Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)

by Malfoy2017 July 27, 2017