Chumpetter

Too much of a chump or chumpette to even be called on or the other, so your a chumpetter. One who is a complete retard, also being called a non-gender preson, your so uber ugly, that no one knows if your a guy or a girl.

Mitch bitch, your a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.

That kayla chick is so ugly, she is now declared a chumpetter.

by Jon Stevenson (Icelandic Commie) May 18, 2007

tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017

Trumpeteer

When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.

It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!

by deefer May 21, 2008

crumpeter

One who makes crumpets.

The crumpeter made them this morning.

by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017

Chumpetter

(A.a) Too much of a chump or chumpette to even be called one or the other, thus making you a chumpetter. One who is a complete retard, also being called a non-gender person, your so uber ugly, that no one knows if your a guy or a girl.
(A.b)Also could be used as a insult towards another person, animal, or if your really lame a inanimate object

(A.a)That kayla chick is so ugly, she is now declared a chumpetter.

(A.b)Mitch bitch, your such a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.

by Icelandic Commie January 7, 2008

Crumpeteering

The beautiful art of making gas as fuck crumpets

That delicious specimen is a new feat of crumpeteering

by TapshaggerNo1 March 18, 2024