cuming

nigga if you don't know what this means you're too young.

furry: nyah iku! (im cuming)
other furry: 00f

third furry ye

by c l o v e r February 25, 2018

Cruing

When you brutally fuck up the spelling of crying.

Sophie typed cruing when she really meant crying... What an idiot.

by BubbaFleefer July 24, 2019

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

the second cuming

about 20 minutes after you originally cum, you let out a little cum again in your pants

"I'll brb" - Cameron

"Why bro?'" - Jacob

"I need to clean up the second cuming" - Cameron

by Dylan Micheals January 20, 2018

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

Cruzing

The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.

Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.

Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.

Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.

by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017

Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018